Especially this one:
Dear Maigrey's Missing Motivation,
Yes, I do recall you! Katherine's Motivation sent you an invitation last week to go to the Bahamas and drink tropical concoctions out of coconuts with big obnoxious straws and you were the first to RSVP! I take it you're still on vacation? Well, just so you know, you're missed. Please send Maigrey a postcard so she knows you still care.
By the way, dig the Hawaiian shirt,
hee. It's still making me laugh, even through the headache.