Sound Byte (maigrey) wrote,
Sound Byte

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on things that should exist but do not

Why has no one come up with an ice cream delivery service? Or a chocolate delivery service? I know a lot more people that have cravings for ice cream and chocolate than they do for pizza.

And isn't it true, that the times you want ice cream and pizza, you're in your most comfortable clothes, which are by definition clothes you do not want to inflict onto the unwary public? Seems to me, that's the time y ou really would want delivery.

But this wonderful idea does not exist.

Neither does caffinated orange juice. I suppose I shall have to continue to give my money to the caribous until such a fine product comes to your neighborhood grocery store.

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