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Five Men you need in your life - Princess
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Five Men you need in your life
For Gracie, Stolen Shamelessly from The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love:

The Basic Five are these: (1) A man who can fix things, (2) A man you can dance with, (3) a man who can pay for things, (4) a man you can talk to, and (5) a man to have great sex with.  As I said, this is the rudimentary team you need to form, according to our sage adviser.  Certainly other functions can be added to suit your more refined tastes [Ed Note, I add (6) a guy who makes you howl with laughter], but with this starting lineup, you can at least avoid abject misery.

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The great news is that four out of the five men can be gay!
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From: garthmeisterj Date: March 14th, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am only good for 4 of 5, myself. 5 of 6, apparently. But no clean sweep.
From: peacecorn Date: March 14th, 2007 05:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah. Garth can't fix ANYTHING.
From: garthmeisterj Date: March 14th, 2007 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's very true.

In 8th Grade I had Wood Working as a class (I guess you guys call it "shop" or something). We all started off by putting a piece of wood in a vice, and planing it. From there people moved on to using the lathe, the drill press, all the way up to making model internal combustion engines, nunchuks, and functional bongs. And me?

Still planing that piece of wood.

At the end of the semester the teacher told me that my planing had really come along, and if I took the class again I could graduate to the drill press.

I took photography instead. There were more girls.

From: peacecorn Date: March 14th, 2007 06:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll bet you were "still planing that piece of wood" in photography class, too.
From: garthmeisterj Date: March 14th, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
God bless that darkroom. So many memories.
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 14th, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
how does wood planing rate on the handyman scoreboard?
From: garthmeisterj Date: March 14th, 2007 06:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, if hanging a picture is 0.2 out of 10,343,556 I think "planing a piece of wood in high school woodworking" is about a 0.00000186. Unfortunately _my_ attempts at "planing a piece of wood in high school woodworking" were so amateurish that it doesn't even register on the scale.

Man do I need a drink.
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 14th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Do you know who invented alcohol?
From: garthmeisterj Date: March 14th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
No I don't. But it wasn't Blaise Pascal, Isaac Newton, or Euclid. But my love for the individual concerned is unbounded.
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