Sound Byte (maigrey) wrote,
Sound Byte

Five Men you need in your life

For Gracie, Stolen Shamelessly from The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love:

The Basic Five are these: (1) A man who can fix things, (2) A man you can dance with, (3) a man who can pay for things, (4) a man you can talk to, and (5) a man to have great sex with.  As I said, this is the rudimentary team you need to form, according to our sage adviser.  Certainly other functions can be added to suit your more refined tastes [Ed Note, I add (6) a guy who makes you howl with laughter], but with this starting lineup, you can at least avoid abject misery.


The great news is that four out of the five men can be gay!

  • Tired.

    Being in the office at 8:30 am means getting up at 5 because I hate traffic and traffic starts at 6:30. Wah. But I did get more Caribou. YOMS.

  • Making orthodontia better

    + ...I have about 4 hours before I can't eat anything that isn't soft...

  • For Lori.

    I hate you pollen. HATE YOU.

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