I'd dressed in a skirt for work, complete with nylons, and man it was unusually annoying today. And then they got a run, in the thigh area. After consulting with gracie, it was decided they must come off, pronto. And at 3 pm, I wandered into the bathroom and surreptitiously took them off.
... and then realized later I should have taken a picture of the nylons in the garbage can at work. Oh well!