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That's a tournament win, beetches!
I love HORSE. LOVE IT, especially when for the first hour you get people saying "What's razz?" and "I got a low with 22 in Stud/8, it can't be 8 or better". LOVE IT.

That's a tournament win, beetchesI was chip leader for most of the way, until we went HU in hold'em which is one of my weaker games - short handed hold 'em. Of course, then we went into short handed O8. And, if you've been reading my blog, you should know that O8 is truly my worst game. I was outchipped 100k to 17k quite a bit, but luckily... jdquads is a WORSE O8 player than I am - he capped every street every time with any cards; he couldn't fold. I made some laydowns and scooped a bunch of pots knowing he was on a low pair, and then managed to work my way to this: (clicky for bigger version, and you'll need to tell IE to expand the window)

I wish drizz was here to see it, he'd be so proud! And thanks to boobie lover for sweatin' me - he has the line of the tournament in that snapshot!

And, since I know you're all dying for the next round...

Marry, F, Cliff:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Elisha Cuthbert


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ronsrants From: ronsrants Date: November 3rd, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Same for me.

From: (Anonymous) Date: November 3rd, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)


Congratulations Heather! That rocks! I think all that practice playing O8 with me made a big difference ;-)

And for the game... it's easy... marry Jessica Alba, sleep with Elisha Cuthbert and throw Angelina off the cliff.
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 3rd, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC) (Link)


I hate live journal :-( That's me up above.

787style From: 787style Date: November 3rd, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Marry: Alba. I've got her Fantasic Four right here.....
Fuck: Jolie. Too many kids. Could never compete with Brad on a daily basis.
Toss: Elisha Cuthbert for ruining as many seasons of 24 as she did...Though Girl Next Door almost made up for all of this.....
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 3rd, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
No brainer.
JAlba - Marry. Always been a fan of her work. I own "Honey" - I guess I could be considered a professional crazed fan.
Angelina - F. She would allow any orifice. I like that in a woman. I'd stock up in little blue pills and half the best 24 hours of my life. But then I couldn't kiss her the next morning.
Elisha - Cliff. I like her, but when compared to the competition she's a easy elimination.

Great HORSE score!

From: heykidsitsbg Date: November 4th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Marry: Cuthbert - totally underrated, plus she's a Canadian so you know she's pleasantly disposed.

Fuck: Jolie - way too easy. I'd declare bankruptcy in exchange for forty-five minutes.

Cliff: Alba - marginally overrated and not that smart. I mean, DAMN, but still.

Hard question. Hard.
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 4th, 2005 02:30 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm with BG on Cuthbert - defintely marriage material. Of all 3, which one is most likely to stay with my fat ass?

Fuck - Alba. Oh. Yeah.

Cliff - Jolie. I could never compete with her brother in bed.

From: (Anonymous) Date: November 4th, 2005 04:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Marry - Alba. She seems dumb enough that I could lie to her often. Always a plus.

Sleep with - Cuthbert. Just so I can hear her horrid acting abilities when she has to fake an orgasm to get me off of her.

Cliff - Jolie. Who wants to be sloppy seconds to Billy Bob Thorton?

Wes (aka Boobie Lover)
From: mourntx Date: November 4th, 2005 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Congrats on the tournament!

Marry: Cuthbert. She's the only one of the three I think I could even stand to be around on any sort of regular basis.

Fuck: Jolie for sure. There's no doubt she's dirty. I think one night with her would be plenty, and I'd take a long, long shower in hand sanitizer afterward.

Cliff: Bye bye Jessica. No interest.
From: rhody1380 Date: November 4th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's just not fair. Those three are so incredibly hot that any normal man (or woman) would burst into flames in their presence.

F: Alba (she admittedly has a dirty streak)
M: Cuthbert (probably the only one you could have any sort of normal life with because she's not A-list)
C: Jolie (I'm sick of her adopting kids and being a general attention whore)
sparkyr From: sparkyr Date: November 4th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nice work in the tourney! (you got to get the AOL cooties off your desktop though, as a side note ;) )

Marry: I'll take Cuthbert, based on the recommendations of others, and the fact that what I know of the other two doesn't inspire me to want to marry either of them.
Sleep with: Can I take them both in a tag team? NO? *sigh* Alright, Alba then I guess, she's more my type.
Cliffin' it: Angelina. Sorry Brad.
From: joespeaker Date: November 4th, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have the distinct feeling that Ms. Jolie would chew me up and spit me out, which does not sound entirely unpleasant, but would not be good for either my physical or mental well-being over the long haul. I just don't think I'm man enough for her (placing her in the easy majority of women, but I digress), but I would like her to have her way with me at least once. So Ang, it's the F for you. I will be sure to update my insurance beforehand.

Both Alba and Cuthbert are perennial favorites of mine and the only thing that separates them is my preference for brunettes over blondes, and perhaps the widely-distributed beach photos of Jessica's backside. As such, I will be forced into picking her to be my bride.

Tossing Elisha off the cliff is painful, so painful I may go ahead and jump with her.
thoughtgolem From: thoughtgolem Date: November 4th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Jessica Alba. She seems more stable than Jolie and more relaxed than Cuthbert.
Angelina Jolie. Obviously.
Elish Cuthbert. I'm not sure whether i have no interest in her because i don't like any of her characters or if i don't like her characters because i have no interest in her. Either way, bye-bye.
From: drizztdj Date: November 7th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know I said congrats before, but I'll say it again!! And winning it in O8?? Very nice! :)

Nail it - Jolie, after seeing Tomb Raider again this weekend and those... ummm guns wow

Ring it - Cuthbert, Canucks are easy to live with, and she's easy on the eyes

Pitch it - Alba, my nether regions would probably tumble down the cliff with her
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 11th, 2005 08:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Marry: Alba, definitely. Favourite of mine since she did Dark Angel. She might not be a rocketsurgeon or nuffin' but she's not that dumb. Did I mention she's hot? Well, like, she's hot and stuff!

Nail: Jolie, she's too goddamn crazy to have a relationship with. Super sexy but completely barmy.

Cliff: Cuthbert, cute but not in the same league as the other two so reluctantly I send her in to the abyss. Plus she was in 'House of Wax' which is reason enough, to be honest.

Your friendly neighbourhood Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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