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Chime in from the peanut gallery: Marry, Sleep with, Toss off a cliff
Okay, I'm really curious to see answers on this one. Here's the game: out of the following list of three people, you must marry one, must sleep with another, and toss the third one off a cliff to their doom. [clarification - one person per slot, you can't sleep with and throw the same person off the cliff]

The players:
1. Clonie Gowen
2. Jennifer Harman
3. Jennifer Tilly

Please answer in the comments, and give us a little reason behind each one. Remember, if you're anonymous, you should sign it if you want me to know who you are.

Also, just because you're a girl and not a lesbian doesn't mean you shouldn't answer! April and I did!

Tomorrow, I'll post three boy poker guys for y'all

Current Music: The Killers - Somebody Told Me

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ronsrants From: ronsrants Date: October 31st, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
1) Marry
2) Sleep with AND toss of a cliff
3) Toss off a cliff

maigrey From: maigrey Date: October 31st, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can't do 'and', you can only pick one unique action for each :)
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787style From: 787style Date: October 31st, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Marry J. Tilly, sleep with Clonie and toss Harman. I'd toss Harman on the simple fact she uses up far too many healthy kidneys.

I'm going to hell for that.
maigrey From: maigrey Date: October 31st, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
honey, you're going to hell for so many other reasons, this one is just the icing on the devil's food cake for you ;)
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 31st, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Marry, Sleep or Toss

Fun stuff...

Clonie Gowen - Sleep With. She's too pretty to throw off the cliff and I've only heard her say about six words - not sure how much conversation would go on in a marriage. Then I could tell my friends that I slept with Clonie Gowen.
Jennifer Harman - Marry. I would love to be her stay-at-home husband. Think of all the money I'd be able to spend on toys, booze, and clothing. Then maybe poker lessons too? And besides, all the time she spends in the Big Game frees me up for sleeping with Clonie.
Jennifer Tilly - Toss off a cliff. She's slept with Phil Laak and who the hell else knows. Gross.

This mean I shouldn't read tomorrow's post? ;-)

From: joespeaker Date: October 31st, 2005 09:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
This started out hard, but the more I think about it, it got easier.

Sleep with Tilly. She's freaky. Maybe even watch "Bound" while we're doin' it.

It's the cliff for Clonie. She's a sweetheart and everything, but I've actually already met her, so the mystery, the unknown, is lost. And I could tell we didn't have that spark.

I marry Harmon because she's awfully cute. She's got the mad game (and theoretically is the best earner) to keep me in the lifestyle to which I would like to become accustomed. Also, I could concievably still date since she's in card rooms all night, every night. Then there's the health issues and being listed first in the will.

What do I win?
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 31st, 2005 09:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

Marry, F, Kill

That's the way we used to play this game.

Marry: Clonie
F: Jennifer Harman
Kill: Jennifer Tilly

Clonie seems to have a cool personality, which is one of the most important marry factors. Jennifer H. is so reserved at the table that she's probably a tiger in the sack. I send Tilly over the cliff as a "thank you" to her ex-husband, Sam Simon of The Simpsons fame, which will help him save some money on alimony.

sparkyr From: sparkyr Date: October 31st, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Since I'm happily married this is all theoretical, but...

Cliff: Tilly - grates on my nerves. Sorry Phil. Might be a tiger though.

Sleep with: Gowen - hot, but quiet so I don't know enough about her to marry.

Marry: Harmon - seems like the fun, yet half-way normal type. Kind of cute in a pixie-ish way, and a good mind. Petite.
thoughtgolem From: thoughtgolem Date: October 31st, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Marry--Jennifer Harman
She's rich, has a career with no apparent ceiling, can teach me poker, and always seems real sweet.
Sleep with--Jennifer Tilly
I had a crush on her when i was younger, so obviously.
Cliff--Clonie Gowen.
Process of elimination. Sorry Clonie :-/
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 31st, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
#1 i will sleep with jennifer tilly.

#2 i will marry jen harman

#3 throw connie gowen off the cliff

From: chrisdhal Date: November 1st, 2005 12:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Marry: Harman - She seems like a nice personality, is obviously smart, cute. Good all around.

Sleep with: Gowen - She's pretty and could be "interesting".

Cliff: Tilly - Well, I'm not much into "celebrity" and she just gets on my nerves. Plus: Phil Laak? Hmm...
From: on_thg Date: November 1st, 2005 12:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Marry: Clonie. Because she's Clonie.

Sleep With: Harman. short term Sugar Momma!

Throw of Cliff, preferably after sleeping with: Tilly. Nothing personal, but someone's gotta go, and JT, you're bringing up the rear.
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 1st, 2005 01:44 am (UTC) (Link)

Can't believe I'm the only one with this combo so far...

Marry: Clonie. The next Mrs. Big will be a trophy wife, or why bother getting married at all?

Sleep With: Jennifer Tilly. First, because I'm a boob man. Second, she's the kind of woman a man loves to call names in bed (slut! whore!).

Off the cliff: Jen Harmon. You just know there's been alot scarring.

Yeah, I'm going to hell, too. C'mon guys, y'all know I'm right, so 'man-up' and get behind me (I may even let you have sloppy seconds on Tilly).

Ok, I'm REALLY going to hell, now.

From: (Anonymous) Date: November 1st, 2005 02:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Marry - Clonie Gowen (she just seems cooler and cuter than Jen Harman)

Sleep with - Jennifer Tilly (she seems like the type to screw like a banshee)

That leaves poor Jen crumpled at the bottom of the cliff. Don't worry, once I'm done with Tilly, I'm givin' her to Daddy, then when he's done she'll JUMP off the cliff to join Jen.

From: (Anonymous) Date: November 1st, 2005 03:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Posted by Slayre

Marry Jennifer H. - cuz she is the marrying type and I can take her husband in a fight, I think.

Sleep with Clonie G. - Cuz I already married Jen.

Throw Tilly off the cliff, cuz, she is silly.
jawsoflife From: jawsoflife Date: November 1st, 2005 04:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Who are these people? Do we exist on the same plane?
phlyersphan From: phlyersphan Date: November 1st, 2005 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Marry: Jennifer Harman - cuz then you get to sleep with her too, forever and ever! She's so damn cute yet tough as nails. Love her.

Sleep with: Jennifer Tilly. I bet she's got a bit of freaky in her, and freaky = a fun night. Her voice is kind of annoying though... so I'd do her and send her on her way...

Sorry, Clonie... you're going off the cliff.

-- Shelly
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