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Food for Thought, courtesy of BG
So, I'm grumpy today, and I realized why: I haven't had any chocolate today.

Why is this important, you ask? I am PMSing, and when most women PMS, we want choklit. We're pretty easy to please in that manner: track the weeks of the month, feed chocolate when appropriate.

I related this to the Boy Genius, who was incredulous about women and our choklit-needs, which prompted the following questions from BG to me:

BG: ok, let's say someone gave you a choice right now
BG: choklit that ranked 10-10 on the scale, perfectly tasty
BG: or sleeping with someone you found attractive, but it was a 3-10
BG: right now - pick

Considering I'm PMSing, I picked really good chocolate over bad sex. Call me crazy, but I'm just not into bad sex. So then he asks:

BG: the latter, 5-10
BG: vs choklit 8-10
BG: pick

I know at the moment which one I'd pick, being all PMS-y, but feel free to discuss amongst yourselves...
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liminal_space From: liminal_space Date: July 18th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
when i'm in NEED of chocolate, even 10/10 sex sometimes gets shoved to the side in favor of mediocre chocolate.

it's a chemical thing and that man just wouldn't understand. *wink*
examorata From: examorata Date: July 18th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
BG knows choklit works on the brain like heroin, right? =)
maigrey From: maigrey Date: July 18th, 2005 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think the answer to that is 'no' :D
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: July 20th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee :)
From: joespeaker Date: July 18th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Like any good poker question, "it depends." If this was 1992, I'd take the sex, even at a poor level, just to make sure I hadn't forgotton how it went.

ah, who am I kidding. I'm a guy. I'll take the sex always. But if it's only gonna be a 5, I don't wanna have to spend to much time on it.
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: July 20th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
see, that's where i"m coming from!
badblood44 From: badblood44 Date: July 19th, 2005 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Ha! You guys and gals are funny. There is no bad sex. Except no sex. Get me drunk and I'll have sex with just about anything. Did I just say that???
maigrey From: maigrey Date: July 20th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Men are ALIENS!
From: fat_tabby Date: July 19th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC) (Link)
So, is using chocolate as part of the sex out of the question?
maigrey From: maigrey Date: July 20th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
well, it's out of this question :)
From: drizztdj Date: July 19th, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
I second BBs comment. There's never bad sex, unless you don't finish. Which isn't usually a guy problem :D
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 19th, 2005 06:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heterosexual sex, right?

OK, sex.
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