This will save lots of trees and my poor shredder: permanently opt out of unsolicited credit offers: https://www.optoutprescreen.com/.
You do have to type it in manually, you can't click on the link...
Being in the office at 8:30 am means getting up at 5 because I hate traffic and traffic starts at 6:30. Wah. But I did get more Caribou. YOMS.
+ ...I have about 4 hours before I can't eat anything that isn't soft...
I hate you pollen. HATE YOU.