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Why buy the cow?!?! - Princess
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Why buy the cow?!?!
Here's a joke one of my friends sent along to me...

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you: nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig... just to get a little sausage.
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iltamies From: iltamies Date: April 23rd, 2004 08:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah, the 'net. Ah, the humanity!
maigrey From: maigrey Date: April 23rd, 2004 08:45 am (UTC) (Link)
you totally laughed and you know it...
swoobysnacks From: swoobysnacks Date: April 23rd, 2004 04:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I only snickered at "sausage", and only because I subvocalized it with a thick Chicago/SuperFans accent.
maigrey From: maigrey Date: April 26th, 2004 07:30 am (UTC) (Link)
sawwwwwwwwwwwwwwsage!
iltamies From: iltamies Date: April 23rd, 2004 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's totally beside the point and you know it.
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