We here at the Stupid Acts Society would like to commend you for your efforts to our cause on the night of June 25, 2003. Not only did you lie down for a 30 min nap and manage to turn it into a 2 hour marathon session, but you topped it off by leaving your laptop at work, necessitating a hour round trip to work to retrieve it. You also are awarded a gold star for leaving the laptop unlocked.
We were, however, a bit disappointed to learn that you managed to finish walking the dog just before the rain started, however. You could have had the trifecta, if you were caught in that downpour 10 minutes from your house.
The Stupid Acts Society