Uses for an OtherMe:
"I have to use the facilites. OtherMe! You go take care of that!"
"OtherMe, go do the laundry whilst I sleep."
"Hey, OtherMe, go to this meeting while I go for HaagenDaas!"
Me: " You're just enslaving yourself! Plus, you get to use the word 'whilst', and how can you turn that down?"
These are the things that happen when two copies of yourself appear in a buggy AIM chat room, and you've been on conference calls straight through since 8 am.
But I really really want an OtherMe, cuz I'd rather be sleeping than on these calls.