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Dear Immune System,

Not to sound harsh, but how about getting with the program. My body's been invaded, and you're loafing off, eating bon-bons and reading Cosmo. I mean really, there's work to be done around here and you're all about the slacking. I'm sending General Zinc, Commander Echinaciea, and a whole bunch of vitamin C foot soldiers to kick your sloth-like bootay into action.

Cheering on the B-cells-ily,
maigrey

Dear Sinuses,

Quit it with the clogging. You're not helping the immune system out here at all, and I'm beginning to thing about ways to remove you permanently. Be one with the nasal steroids.

Thinking about getting the drill-ily,
maigrey

Dear Wrigley,

How much do you rock? You're finally eating, and you take your antibiotics and tagamet like a champ. I forgive you for defecting to Chris while he was visiting.

Love and snoochie-boochies,
maigrey

Dear Conference Calls,

You're swamping me here. Should I just have my headset (would you like fries with that?) surgically implanted onto my ear? It's such a sexy look.

Press star 6 to mute-ily,
maigrey

Dear Motivation,

You're hanging around with that bad crowd, immune system, again, aren'tcha. Quit loafing, and lets get with the program. No, really. If you're good, I'll let you sleep in on Saturday, which is being more than nice.

Procrastinatingly,
maigrey

Current Mood: hungry hungry

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swoobysnacks From: swoobysnacks Date: October 17th, 2002 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear maigrey,

I hope your systems come back to nominal operating status soon.


swooby
glamourtrash From: glamourtrash Date: October 17th, 2002 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not to be a pooper or anything, but the Zinc, Echinaciea and Vitamin C are only preventative and do very little good once you are ill. Also, I don't want to sound like your father/mother-type, but chicken soup rocks when you are ill. I am a vegetarian and when I need it, I jump off the wagon and chicken up the soup!


Hope you feel better!

maigrey From: maigrey Date: October 17th, 2002 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know that the zinc and echinacea are preventative (or take them right when everything starts), but the C is good for you anytime during the sick cycle :) And it turns out, I didn't buy the drops with zinc and echinacea, since obviously this cold is affecting my ability to read.

And I've got the mrs. grass chicken soup -- bestest there is!

Thanks for the well wishes :)
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