Let's start over, rewind back to when you were just a wee infant of time, okay? I will stay in bed and sleep, instead of getting caught in traffic, having my computer reboot on me eight times, and have to stare at my calendar of meetings all day.
Sound good? I'll even buy you dinner.
Looking for the rewind button,
I miss you terribly. Lets do something early tonight, just you and I and we'll spend some quality time together.
Dear Tom Clancy,
Your new book is evil evil crack. You deprived me of at least 1.5 hours of sleep because I couldn't put it down. Evil.
Still wanting to go home and finish the rest of the book-ily,
I hate you.
That is all.
Dear Raspberry Skim Mocha with whip, no bean,
Why, oh why, did I think I could survive a day without you? Please take me back and be the syrup that flows through my veins.