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Dear Thursday,

Let's start over, rewind back to when you were just a wee infant of time, okay? I will stay in bed and sleep, instead of getting caught in traffic, having my computer reboot on me eight times, and have to stare at my calendar of meetings all day.

Sound good? I'll even buy you dinner.

Looking for the rewind button,
maigrey


Dear Bed,

I miss you terribly. Lets do something early tonight, just you and I and we'll spend some quality time together.

Dreamily,
maigrey


Dear Tom Clancy,

Your new book is evil evil crack. You deprived me of at least 1.5 hours of sleep because I couldn't put it down. Evil.

Still wanting to go home and finish the rest of the book-ily,
maigrey



Dear Computer,

I hate you.

That is all.

raar,
maigrey

Dear Raspberry Skim Mocha with whip, no bean,

Why, oh why, did I think I could survive a day without you? Please take me back and be the syrup that flows through my veins.

groggily,
maigrey

Current Mood: sleepy sleepy

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From: jezaurelle Date: September 12th, 2002 07:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I feel the same way. Soooo sleeeeepy. Damn classes!
maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 12th, 2002 09:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Plus, I was out in the sun yesterday, so I feel even more sleepy and flushed!
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 12th, 2002 09:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Dear Vill,

Why thank you! I must admit the feeling is mutual, for we pen lovers must unite together against those who tease us for our foilbles.

Pen Enviously,
maigrey
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 12th, 2002 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

My Dearest Pen Envy,

You taunt me with your pen prowess. I am turing green from Pen Envy, as you might have noticed.

Next thing you know, you will be buying whoopie pie ice cream and taunting me with that, too.

Whoopie-less,
maigrey
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 12th, 2002 12:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear Vill, The Pen Whoopie Temptress,

I do believe I hear the pens calling my name. They are saying 'maigrey, maigrey, oh my little maigrey come take me home with you and love us and squeeze us and call us george!'.

Elvira-ly,
maigrey
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dslartoo From: dslartoo Date: September 12th, 2002 01:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
"too many Georges"? Tell Mr. Foreman that. What kind of sadistic cruel bastard names ALL FOUR of his sons George?

cheers,
Phil
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 13th, 2002 09:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Or, at least your pens.

As mine are still ELUDING me!
maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 13th, 2002 09:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Dear Grilly Vill,

I have a George Foreman grill, but I call it Charles. Chas, for short -- the Chas grill. As in, "Hey Chas, how about some Chas-y Cheeseburgers?" However, any pen that itches to live up to the name George will be LEAN and MEAN and stand up to the power of a Chas grill!

jane fonda-ly,
chasgrey
From: gorski Date: September 12th, 2002 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
My Dearest Pen Envy,

*chuckle*. I know a professor who got fired from Campbell for lecturing along these lines...

a lit history class, the first day he put the word "pen" on the board and talked about the power of the pen, how throughout most of history those who had its use controlled the others, etc.

Then he walked back to the board and finished the word.

...Apparently Campbell had mostly hired him to look good for some accreditation people anyways, and wanted an excuse to fire him... he says he never liked it there anyway.

peace,

--me
maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 13th, 2002 09:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Eek!

Well I guess that's one way to get yourself fired...
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 12th, 2002 11:48 am (UTC) (Link)

Hi!

Sure, have at it. :)

Pleased to meetcha'! Any friend of my girls' are generally friends of mine.
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maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 12th, 2002 12:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hi!

done and done! :)
From: grapesoda Date: September 12th, 2002 09:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love your letters...very cute
maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 13th, 2002 09:46 am (UTC) (Link)

Aw, gee, thanks!

But to give credit where credit's due, the idea came from the illustrious cider. :)
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