Sound Byte (maigrey) wrote,
Sound Byte

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stupid euphamisms

So I go to use the copier, and there's a sign on the copier that says:

"This copier is being under-utilized. In accordance with our cost cutting
measures, we will be rightsizing this copier."

Rightsizing? What a cheesy word. And I mean really, using it in reference
to a copier, what has this world come to?

Are they afraid that if they say they're going to 'downsize' the copier, it
will get mad and take its revenge?

  • Tired.

    Being in the office at 8:30 am means getting up at 5 because I hate traffic and traffic starts at 6:30. Wah. But I did get more Caribou. YOMS.

  • Making orthodontia better

    + ...I have about 4 hours before I can't eat anything that isn't soft...

  • For Lori.

    I hate you pollen. HATE YOU.

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