and hour later than I should
take my conference call from home
and no one shows up
make a smoothie
take my laundry and my computer downstairs
and trip and fall the last 1/3 of the way down.
Smoothie goes everywhere:
on the wall, on the carpet, on the laundry.
Of course I made my smoothie with blueberries.
After the fainting spell,
I manage to get everything cleaned up.
I will now have lovely black and blue accessories
for the summer party this weekend, where I was planning on wearing shorts.
And then I go to post, and my computer hates me.
And I'm not even at work yet.