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My mom actually sent me something funny and that I haven't seen before... - Princess
maigrey
maigrey
My mom actually sent me something funny and that I haven't seen before...
Usually she misses with one or the other...


HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS
Can you drive a French motorcycle?

EX POST FUCTO
Lost in the mail.

IDIOS AMIGOS
We're wild and crazy guys!

VENI, VIPI, VICI
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.

COGITO EGGO SUM
I think; therefore I waffle.

RIGOR MORRIS
The cat is dead.

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID
Honk if you're Scottish.

QUE SERA SERF
Life is feudal.

LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI
The king is dead. No kidding.

POSH MORTEM
Death styles of the rich and famous.

PRO BOZO PUBLICO
Support your local clown (or politician, your call)

MONAGE A TROIS
I am three years old.

FELIX NAVIDAD
Our cat has a boat.

HASTE CUISINE
Fast French food.

VENI, VIDI, VICE
I came, I saw, I partied.

QUIP PRO QUO
Fast retort.

ALOHA OY
Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you would never
know

MAZEL TON
Tons of luck

VISA LA FRANCE
Don't leave your chateau without it.

AMICUS PURIAE
Platonic friend.

L'ETAT, C'EST MOO
I'm bossy around here.

COGITO, ERGO SPUD
I think, therefore I Yam. (OK, more than one letter.)

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO
I came, I saw, I stuck around. (OK, another exception)

ICH BIT EIN BERLINER
He deserved it.

ZITGEIST
The Clearasil doesn't quite cover it up.

E PLURIBUS ANUM
Out of any group, there's always one asshole.

NOMO ARIGATO
no thanks to you

Current Mood: amused amused

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