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Letters to my life, reprised - Princess
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Letters to my life, reprised
Dear UPS,

There are no words to describe how very much I hate you. Is it that inconceivable that, oh, lets say, when I ask on Friday for my package to be held that you do not send it out on the truck on Monday to be delivered? Of course not.

Plotting a way to make everyone use USPS or FedEx,
maigrey

Dear Snow,

You are just doing this out of spite now, aren't you? I know you got my several memos regarding the change of seasons to spring, and how could you possibly miss day glow writing I put on your personal calendar? Perhaps I need to get you a daily organizer, and we can get this whole season thing straightened out.

Do you know that it's almost April? No, really!

Freezingly,
maigreysicle

cc: Bitingly Cold Wind

Dear Bookcases,

I thought the deal was that if I brought you into my kind loving home and gave you a purpose in life, that you would be so kind as to put yourself together without any help from me. I guess you just aren't grateful enough to have left the shelves of Ikea.

Still hoping,
maigrey

Dear Treadmill,

It's been far too long! Why don't we go out for drinks and dinner tonight and catch up. Or perhaps just go casual and watch some TV? I've bought you a present, but I require an extra body to help me bring it up there, and you're just not mobile enough.

xoxo,
maigrey
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ravengirl From: ravengirl Date: March 25th, 2002 07:39 am (UTC) (Link)
*LOL*
okay THAT's funny!
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 25th, 2002 11:37 am (UTC) (Link)
I aim to please! :)
cynnerth From: cynnerth Date: March 25th, 2002 07:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Great post....I think I need to write a few letters too, like one to my cough asking it to please vacate the premises because it's definitely worn out its welcome. The hostess is tired, please go home! LOL
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 25th, 2002 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Dear Cyn's Cough,

You really need to check your mailbox more often. Did you misplace your eviction notice? You're a danger to the other tenants of the house of Cyn, and I'm afraid we cannot tolerate your presence here any longer.

If you leave quietly, we won't have to leak the story about your sister, headache, to the press.

Regards,
maigrey
cynnerth From: cynnerth Date: March 25th, 2002 11:48 am (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Hey! I think it worked! As soon as I received a copy of your letter to my cough, the nurse called from the doctor's office with a prescription.

Thanks :-D
cider From: cider Date: March 25th, 2002 07:48 am (UTC) (Link)

HA!

Maigreysicle! I love it! You rock. :)
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 25th, 2002 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: HA!

Aw! Thanks! Miss you, girlie!
seamusd From: seamusd Date: March 25th, 2002 08:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Those UPS guys... they dress like turds, don't they?
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 25th, 2002 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
I hear some of them are pretty hot, though...
seamusd From: seamusd Date: March 25th, 2002 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
ewww. I won't say what it is I'm thinking!
bizetsy From: bizetsy Date: March 25th, 2002 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Let's do it!

Hey you. After you hit the treadmill tonight, don't forget to log your miles at roadrunnersports.com

I'll challenge you...I'm up to 30 miles so far. Let's race, or meet up somewhere on the mythical map. :) I'm still in SanDiego, the starting city. Let's go!
maigrey From: maigrey Date: March 25th, 2002 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

You're on!

I've just gone through the ordeal of setting an account up, so san diego, here I come!
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