Sound Byte (maigrey) wrote,
Sound Byte

cider beat me to this, but flattery is the sincerest form of imitation, no?

Dear Motivation,

Hi! Glad to see you again after your long vacation! I understand you're all rested and raring to go, but maybe I need to buy you a watch? This whole going to bed thing at 1 am is not making my morning self very happy, and really, we need to make sure the morning self is happy, so we can make it to work and get paid.

Productively yawningly,

Dear Skim Raspberry Mocha,

I miss you muchly. Thanks to my slow moving morning self, I have not been able to detour to see you in the early hours, as I've been late for work. Your caffeinated goodness is still lovely and dear to my heart. Please come around soon if you don't see me next week!

Surviving on diet-dr-pepper,

Dear Morning Self,

Hey, can you learn to live in harmony with Motivation? Either that, or can you work out an action plan for waking up bright-eyed and bushy tailed after 5 hours sleep? Really, that would make our relationship a whole lot better, and you wouldn't be causing me to have an incidental hand in fender benders on the expressway in the mornings. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help you along.

Fuzzily-headedly yours,

  • Tired.

    Being in the office at 8:30 am means getting up at 5 because I hate traffic and traffic starts at 6:30. Wah. But I did get more Caribou. YOMS.

  • Making orthodontia better

    + ...I have about 4 hours before I can't eat anything that isn't soft...

  • For Lori.

    I hate you pollen. HATE YOU.

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