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GRACIE HAS THE HOTS FOR MEEEEE - Princess
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GRACIE HAS THE HOTS FOR MEEEEE
She even went as far as to convince me to get tipsy by drinking wine with her last night. And, seriously, I cannot hold my wine. Hard liquor, fine, I can drink that all day. One glass of wine and woooo watch out.

Things I did last night that I blame Gracie for:
  • Along with Otis, being convinced to skip class and play on that CRAPPY TITAN SITE for a tournament

  • Getting beaten by a "journalist" in chess (and I was ONE MOVE away from checkmate, dammit)

  • Managing to pull down the Euchre Master's play enough to get whooped 3 times in a row, by a PLO8 player and a "webmaster" and then again by G-ROB. Oh, the HUMANITY!

  • Hitting on Otis' chip stack while railbirding the tourney

  • Heck, I blame her for my tipsy railbirding in general

  • Professing my TOTALLY PLATONIC love for DoubleAs, Otis, BG, GRob, and probably a couple more folks I don't remember ...

  • Retracting the above statement after getting SCHOOLED by Otis and Grob. I can't believe I'm admitting I got schooled by G-Rob (and on top of that, more than once). I may forgive them if they go to Vegas, though.

  • Lemuring off $25 to Iggy with middle pair in the NLHE blogger game (does $10 of that count as paying off my bet?)


However, I don't blame her for putting my money on Otis to make the top 5 in the WPBT event, because I would absolutely do that sober. Too bad he didn't win, or I'd be heading to the boathouse this weekend. :D

Thank goodness I'm one of the people who are genetically blessed with not getting hangovers, or I'd be a mess today.

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From: peacecorn Date: September 21st, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's a lot of bullet points to complete in one evening. Just how late DID you stay up last night, missy?

maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 21st, 2005 02:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am just THAT talented, honey :) Isn't that why you have the hots for me?
From: drizztdj Date: September 21st, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Otis has mad euchre skillz, it was like playing with my best friend that was my euchre partner for 10 years.

Too bad we couldn't take down CJ and Uncle Ted, I think CJ hacks.
maigrey From: maigrey Date: September 21st, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
unfortunately, he does not, or we would have totally kicked your butt, as he would have said, "WOmAN don't trump my trump!"
helixx From: helixx Date: September 21st, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
thought you might like this;

The Mensa Invitational once again asked members to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Here are this year's {2005} winners:


1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.


4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.


12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.


13. Glibido: All talk and no action.


14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.


And the pick of the literature:


18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
sparkyr From: sparkyr Date: September 26th, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
As someone who doesn't know you, but is a newbie poker blogger (http://abovesurfacetension.blogspot.com) and occasional imbiber of the spirits, I'd like to say: You suck for not getting hangovers. ;)
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